Playing Dead Until Coffee Funny Opossum Coffee Shirt, Sarcastic Morning Tee for Coffee Lovers
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Playing Dead Until Coffee Funny Opossum Coffee Shirt, Sarcastic Morning Tee for Coffee Lovers
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 16 – Nov 20
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- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some people wake up with the sunrise. Others do what the opossum does best and play dead until the coffee is ready. This funny coffee shirt shows an opossum flat on its back, tongue out, next to an empty mug, with one eye cracked open and locked on a steaming coffee pot. The scratchy hand-drawn ink and cream highlights pop on dark shirts and make the joke land from across the room.
Print reads, line by line: “PLAYING DEAD / UNTIL COFFEE”
It is made for the non-morning person who should not be spoken to before the first cup, and it makes an easy Secret Santa or office gift for the coworker who is basically a ghost until 9am. Wear it to early shifts, weekend coffee runs, road trips or lazy Sunday mornings.
Shirt details
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday cotton tee with a relaxed fit.
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer, lighter and a little more fitted.
- Sizes: XS–5XL in unisex sizing, so it works for men and women alike.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green or Cardinal.
- Printed directly onto the fabric with a front chest print.
Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, XS
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.