I Don't Steal I Collect Funny Dog Mug, Dachshund Sock Thief Coffee Mug, Gift for Dog Lovers
I Don't Steal I Collect Funny Dog Mug, Dachshund Sock Thief Coffee Mug, Gift for Dog Lovers
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 16 – Nov 20
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Missing socks, solved. This funny dog mug shows a smug dachshund lounging in its round dog bed, piled high with mismatched socks from all over the house, one striped sock still dangling from its mouth. Bold outlines and cheerful flat colors keep the cartoon clear and fun on your desk or kitchen counter.
Print reads, line by line: “I DON'T STEAL. / I COLLECT.”
Great for dachshund owners, corgi people and any household where socks vanish one by one. It works as a birthday treat, a Christmas stocking gift or a playful mug for the office dog lover.
- White ceramic mug, available in 11 oz and 15 oz
- Design printed on both sides, so it shows whether you hold the mug in your left or right hand
- Two Tone version available with a colored handle and colored interior
- Great for coffee, tea, hot cocoa or a desk full of pens
Care: hand washing is recommended to keep the print bright and crisp for longer.
Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.
Product details
- ProductMug
- TypeCeramic, Two Tone
- Size/Color11oz, 15oz, Black, Blue, Red, Navy, Pink
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.