Stolen 4 Times Never Washed Funny Christmas Mug
Stolen 4 Times Never Washed Funny Christmas Mug
Black Friday sale
25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 16 – Nov 20
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
A minimal black ink doodle: a big red satin bow, four hand-drawn tally strokes crossed through, and a tiny mouse sprinting away with one ribbon end, plus a few smudgy fingerprints. The joke is the mug's own history at the party: stolen four times and never washed once.
Print reads, line by line: “STOLEN 4 TIMES / NEVER WASHED”
Perfect for the person running the office gift exchange, coworkers who play white elephant every December, and anyone who loves a dry, slightly gross office joke. It is a crowd-pleaser at Secret Santa and Yankee swap tables and lives happily on a work desk all year.
- White ceramic mug, available in 11 oz and 15 oz
- Printed on both sides: the same design appears on each side of the mug, so it looks right in either hand
- Two Tone option with a colored handle and colored interior
- Comfortable C-shaped handle, sized for a full morning coffee, tea or cocoa
Care: hand washing is recommended to keep the print looking bright for longer.
Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.
Product details
- ProductMug
- TypeCeramic, Two Tone
- Size/Color11oz, 15oz, Black, Blue, Red, Navy, Pink
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.