Lights On Dad Off Sleeping Walrus Christmas T-Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 16 – Nov 20
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
The tree is lit, the cocoa is warm and Dad is out cold by eight. This cartoon tee shows a chubby walrus dad with a big mustache snoring in his recliner, tangled in glowing Christmas string lights, the remote slipping from his flipper and the cat asleep on his belly.
Print reads, line by line: “LIGHTS ON. / DAD OFF.”
Wives and kids pick it for the man who can fall asleep through any holiday movie. It is a cozy, funny shirt for Christmas Eve, pajama mornings and family photos on the couch, and a gift he will laugh at even if he naps right after opening it.
Two shirt options:
- Classic Tee (Gildan G500): heavier, relaxed and made for everyday wear.
- Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C): smooth, lightweight and a little more fitted.
- Sizes: XS–5XL in unisex sizing, so check the size chart if you like a closer fit.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green or Cardinal
Care: wash inside out in cold water, dry on low heat and keep the iron off the design so it stays crisp.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, XS
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.