He Does Cardio At 3 AM Night Zoomies Funny Cat Shirt

You go to bed. He goes to the gym. This celestial tee shows a wild-eyed tabby cat mid-leap across the night sky, legs stretched like a sprinter, a crescent moon and scattered stars behind him and a tiny alarm clock tumbling past, finished with hand-inked stars, gold accents and screen-print grain.

Print reads, line by line: “HE DOES CARDIO / AT 3 AM”

Every cat owner who has been woken by thundering paws at 3 a.m. will laugh at this one. Wear it on lazy weekends, to the vet or to brunch with fellow cat people. A great gift for cat moms, cat dads and the friend who shares her bed with a furry night runner.

Pick your tee:

• Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday tee with a roomy classic fit that keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, a softer, lighter knit with a modern retail fit.
• Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex sizing.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Royal

Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the iron on the print.