Slowly Deflating Coffee Helps Pufferfish Funny Coffee Shirt
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Slowly Deflating Coffee Helps Pufferfish Funny Coffee Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Before coffee: all spikes. After the first sip: slowly deflating. This funny coffee shirt lets you admit you are a little prickly in the morning without saying a single grumpy word. A round, spiky pufferfish grips a steaming mug with both fins, its spines on the mug side already drooping flat while its sleepy half-closed eyes wait for the caffeine to kick in.
Coffee lovers wear it to the office, on weekend errands and on slow Sunday mornings. It makes a fun birthday or Christmas surprise for a grumpy-morning partner, coworker or friend.
- Print reads, line by line: “SLOWLY DEFLATING. / COFFEE HELPS.”
- Two tee styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday fit, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter feel
- Sizes XS–5XL, unisex fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.