Not Chubby Just Armored Funny Armadillo Shirt

A round chubby armadillo raises its tiny arms in a boxing stance while a bent arrow bounces right off its shell, leaving only a couple of little dents. That is not a belly, that is armor. Hand-drawn cartoon with bold outlines in warm tan and pink tones.

For the dad, husband or brother with a proud dad bod who jokes about it before anyone else can. Wives and kids grab it for birthdays, Father's Day or Christmas, and plenty of guys buy it for themselves for the barbecue or the gym they plan to visit.

Print reads, line by line: “Not Chubby. / Just Armored.”

• Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy midweight everyday tee
• Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a modern retail fit
• Unisex sizes XS to 5XL, so check the size chart for a relaxed or fitted look
• Colors: White, Ash, Light Blue, Black or Navy
• Front print sized and centered for the chest

Care: turn it inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low so the print stays bright wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the print.