Right To Remain Silent Declined Funny Parrot Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
A chatty scarlet parrot in tiny handcuffs squawks with its beak wide open while a weary police cat covers both ears and waits it out. Some people were simply never built for silence. Loose hand-drawn ink with red and teal washes.
For the friend, husband or coworker who always has one more thing to say and never lets a quiet moment pass. Wives and buddies pick it as a birthday or Christmas joke, and talkers proudly buy it for themselves. Bird lovers enjoy it too.
Print reads, line by line: “Right To Remain Silent: / Declined”
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy midweight everyday tee
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a modern retail fit
- Unisex sizes XS to 5XL, so check the size chart for a relaxed or fitted look
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black
- Front print sized and centered for the chest
Care: turn it inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low so the print stays bright wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.