Cup Of Calm One Part Coffee Two Parts Out Of Office Funny Cat Mug
Cup Of Calm One Part Coffee Two Parts Out Of Office Funny Cat Mug
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every office worker knows the real recipe for staying calm. This grumpy cat in a tiny chef apron gets it exactly right: a small splash of coffee from a little bottle, then a huge pour from a beach-themed jug, with sunglasses pushed up on its head and a perfectly deadpan stare. The retro diner cartoon style in red and teal feels like a vintage menu, crisp on white ceramic.
Print reads, line by line: “Cup Of Calm: / One Part Coffee, / Two Parts Out Of Office”
Made for cat owners who count down to vacation, the coworker who sets an away message on Thursday, and anyone whose patience runs on caffeine. It sits right at home on the office desk, the home office or the break room. A funny pick for a Secret Santa swap, a boss or teammate, a cat mom or cat dad, or a birthday at work.
- White ceramic mug in 11 oz or 15 oz
- Design printed on both sides, so it shows whichever hand holds the mug
- Also available as a Two Tone mug with a colored handle and interior
- Care: hand washing is recommended to keep the print bright for longer
Product details
- ProductMug
- TypeCeramic, Two Tone
- Size11oz, 15oz
- Two Tone colorsBlack, Blue, Red, Navy, Pink
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.