Ask My Wife She Remembers Everything Funny Husband Shirt Elephant Scroll Tee
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
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- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
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Every husband learns it sooner or later: she remembers the date, the details and exactly what you said in 2014. This tee turns that into a compliment with a wink. A wise elephant in reading glasses holds an absurdly long scroll that unrolls all the way to the floor, trunk pointing at one very specific line, while a tiny worried husband mouse stands beside her foot. Soft cartoon colors keep it friendly.
It is a funny pick for husbands, dads and grandpas who happily admit who runs the memory department. Wear it to family dinners, barbecues and reunions where the old stories come out. It makes an easy Father's Day, birthday or anniversary present from a wife who will enjoy the joke even more.
Print reads, line by line: “Ask My Wife / She Remembers Everything”
- Styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) and Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C)
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green
- Sizes: XS–5XL
- Print: full-color direct print on the front chest
- Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.