Still Chewing On What You Said Deadpan Cow Sarcastic Shirt

Cows chew things over for hours, and so do we, especially that thing someone said at work this morning. This T-Shirt puts the mood on a deadpan Holstein cow chewing slowly, one eyebrow raised, a tuft of grass hanging from its mouth and half-lidded, unimpressed eyes, drawn in loose ink with soft green and cream accents.

Made for cow lovers, farm girls, country moms and anyone with a dry sense of humor who would rather let a shirt answer for them. Wear it to work, the farmers market or a weekend errand, or pick one up for the best friend who never forgets a comment.

Print reads, line by line: “Still Chewing / On What You Said”

• Two fits to choose from: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday fit, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter retail-style fit.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue or Black
• Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex sizing.
• Design printed on the front of the shirt.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low.

Light shirt colors keep the hand-drawn lines crisp and the cow easy to read from across the room.