My Only Cardio Is Losing Patience Funny Cat Sarcastic Shirt
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My Only Cardio Is Losing Patience Funny Cat Sarcastic Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some people run marathons. Others get their heart rate up waiting behind someone slow. This hand-drawn cat in a sweatband is power-walking in place with a furious glare, stuck behind a tortoise taking its sweet time on the jogging path, a scribbled storm cloud of anger hovering overhead. Sketchy ink lines with pops of coral and teal give it a loose, doodled look.
Print reads, line by line: “My Only Cardio / Is Losing Patience”
Made for women who get asked about the gym a little too often, the coworker who sighs at slow walkers, and anyone who prefers sarcasm to squats. Wear it to the coffee run, errands, a lazy weekend or a gym you have no plans to enter. It also makes a funny Secret Santa pick, a birthday laugh for a sister or best friend, or a little treat for yourself.
- Two tee options: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C), soft unisex fit
- Sizes XS–5XL
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue or Black.
- Design printed on the front chest
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey, Soft Pink
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.