Abducted Not Basted UFO Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Shirt
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Abducted Not Basted UFO Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Shirt
Black Friday sale
25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
This year the main course had other plans. A wild turkey floats calmly up a glowing flying saucer beam over a quiet desert night, waving goodbye to the empty dinner plate left behind. Stars, a crescent moon and a soft retro celestial palette make the great escape look almost peaceful, and the glow pops on darker shirts.
Print reads, line by line: “Abducted, / Not Basted”
Made for anyone who loves retro space art, the friend who always takes the turkey's side, and the family comedian at the Thanksgiving table. Wear it to Friendsgiving, the big family dinner, the football game or the parade. It is an easy laugh for a brother, dad, husband or coworker who is into UFOs, and it keeps working as a fun fall tee long after the leftovers are gone.
- Two tee options: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C), soft unisex fit
- Sizes XS–5XL
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green.
- Design printed on the front chest
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.