Here for the Cookies Not the Carols Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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Here for the Cookies Not the Carols Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Everyone has a friend who shows up to the holiday party for the snacks, and this crewneck lets them admit it proudly. A cute doodle Santa stands with cheeks stuffed and crumbs caught in his beard, hiding an empty cookie plate behind his back while a tiny choir of caroling mice sings at his boots, completely ignored. The cream, red and mustard art reads as a joke before anyone gets to the words.
It is a fun pick for cookie lovers, bakers who start in early December, office party regulars and anyone who would rather hold a plate than a songbook. Wear it to cookie exchanges, ugly sweater nights, family dinners or a lazy Christmas morning, or hand it over as a stocking stuffer for the snack lover in your life.
Print reads, line by line: “Here for the Cookies, / Not the Carols”
- Style: crewneck fleece sweatshirt, soft and warm for cold days
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green
- Sizes: S–5XL
- Print: full-color print on the chest
- Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductSweatshirt
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.