Hiding in the Kitchen Until New Year Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every family party has one person who volunteers for kitchen duty and never comes back out. This crewneck is for her. A shy little opossum in oven mitts peeks out from behind a holly wreath, clutching a glass of wine close to its chest, wide eyes saying everything about the relatives in the next room. The minimal line drawing in cream, green and burgundy keeps it cozy and stylish, and the punchline lands on the deadline: until New Year.
Print reads, line by line: “Hiding in the Kitchen / Until New Year”
Made for introverts, holiday hosts and the friend who always hides near the snacks. Wear it to Christmas dinner, the office potluck or a quiet night in. It also makes a funny pick for a sister, best friend or coworker who needs a holiday survival plan, and a fun Secret Santa or white elephant choice.
- Crewneck fleece sweatshirt, cozy and easy to layer
- Sizes S–5XL in a relaxed unisex fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green.
- Design printed on the front chest
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductSweatshirt
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.