Mistletoe Is Not Happening Funny Single Christmas Sweatshirt

Holiday parties come with one tradition some of us would rather skip, and this crewneck handles it with total calm. A vintage engraved ink illustration shows a deadpan goose quietly snipping a hanging mistletoe sprig with tiny garden shears while the white berries tumble down. The fine linework in deep green, berry red and black ink gives the dry joke an old-fashioned, elegant look.

Single women buy it for themselves or a best friend before the office party, friendsmas or a family gathering full of couples. It also suits anyone who loves sarcastic Christmas humor, a cozy deadpan statement for cocoa runs and holiday markets.

Print reads, line by line: “Mistletoe Is / Not Happening”

• Style: crewneck fleece sweatshirt, soft and warm for chilly days and cozy nights
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink or Black
• Sizes: S–5XL
• Print: full-color print on the chest
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low