Bruises Explained Upon Request Bandaged Penguin Shirt Funny Clumsy Shirt
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Bruises Explained Upon Request Bandaged Penguin Shirt Funny Clumsy Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some people trip over nothing and come home with a new bruise story every week. This penguin shirt celebrates them: a cheerful chubby penguin with an arm sling, a bandaged flipper and a knee bandage waves proudly next to a cracked patch of ice and a tipped-over sled. Bold cartoon ink in icy blue, red and white makes the self-mockery sweet.
Print reads, line by line: “Bruises Explained / Upon Request”
Friends and family buy it for the accident-prone one who always has a story, the athlete recovering from a sprain, or anyone in a cast. It is a fun get-well present, a Christmas stocking laugh, or a tee to wear to the next doctor visit.
- Styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday fit, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter feel
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex fit
- Print: full-color front chest print
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.