Bring Snacks I'm Not Hurrying Funny Snail Shirt
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Bring Snacks I'm Not Hurrying Funny Snail Shirt
Black Friday sale
25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Fair warning for anyone waiting: this could take a while. This snail shirt shows a hand-inked garden snail in a tiny backpack and sun hat, picnic basket strapped to its shell, strolling past a frantic rabbit holding a stopwatch. One of them is stressed, and it is not the snail.
It is for people who refuse to rush and proudly run on their own schedule, and for the friends who always end up waiting for them. It makes an easy funny shirt for an introvert, a homebody, a gardener or anyone who loves slow weekends. The soft two-color print has a washed, relaxed feel that suits weekends, coffee runs and long walks.
Print reads, line by line: “Bring Snacks. / I'm Not Hurrying.”
- Two tee options: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C).
- Unisex sizes XS–5XL.
- Colors: White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black or Navy.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Soft Pink
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.