Dad Fixed It Don't Touch It Beaver Handyman Funny Dad Shirt
Black Friday sale
25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
It works. Nobody knows how. Nobody is allowed to find out. A cartoon beaver dad in a tool belt stands proudly beside a wobbly kitchen chair held together with tape, string and a spatula, arms spread wide to protect his work while a tiny beaver kid reaches toward it. Bold outlines in brown, orange and teal.
Print reads, line by line: “Dad Fixed It. / Don't Touch It.”
Kids and wives pick it for the dad who fixes everything his own way and guards the result. Great for the garage, weekend projects and the hardware store run, and an easy Christmas, birthday or Father's Day present for any handyman.
- Choose the Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an everyday soft cotton feel, or the Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a lighter, smoother, retail fit.
- Unisex sizes XS–5XL; check the size chart before you order.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.