Clocked Out Of Adulthood Funny Shirt Golden Retriever Office Dog Y2K Tee
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some people leave the office at five. This golden retriever left adulthood. Wearing a necktie and an office lanyard, he flings his briefcase aside and belly-flops joyfully into a pile of autumn leaves, drawn in a shiny Y2K chrome-sticker style with pastel lilac, baby blue, silver sparkles and pixel stars.
Print reads, line by line: “Clocked Out / Of Adulthood”
A sarcastic shirt for the young office worker who turns back into a kid the moment the laptop closes, or the coworker sibling who still asks mom to book the dentist. Grab it for yourself, slip it into a stocking at Christmas, or bring it to a birthday or an office white elephant swap.
- Two shirt styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C)
- Sizes XS to 5XL, unisex fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green
- Care: turn inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.