Certified White Elephant Survivor Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every office party has one person who goes home with the singing fish and the fruitcake nobody wanted. This crewneck finally gives them the title they earned. A retro distressed cartoon possum in a torn holiday sweater, bandage on its head, raises a gold medal on a red ribbon while hugging a lopsided fruitcake and a plastic fish trophy, all in warm gold, red and cream.
Print reads, line by line: “Certified White / Elephant Survivor”
It is a perfect pick for the white elephant swap itself, a coworker who always gets stuck with the worst prize, or the friend who hosts the yearly gift exchange. Wear it to the party, to the family dinner afterward, and all season long.
- Crewneck fleece sweatshirt with a soft brushed inside, ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
- Unisex sizes S–5XL; check the size chart for chest width and length.
- Design is printed on the chest.
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low; do not iron directly on the print.
- Colors: White, Black, Navy or Military Green.
Product details
- ProductSweatshirt
- ColorWhite, Black, Navy, Military Green
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.