I Said One Plate I Lied Funny Thanksgiving Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 24 – Dec 1
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Everybody promises to take it easy at Thanksgiving dinner, and nobody does. This funny Thanksgiving shirt confesses before anyone can tease you: a chubby brown bear in a cozy sweater balances a wobbling tower of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and pie on one tiny plate, gravy dripping, crumbs on its cheeks and the most innocent eyes.
Print reads, line by line: “I Said One Plate. / I Lied.”
Wear it to the family feast, Friendsgiving or the football game after, or pick one up for the relative who always goes back for thirds. Great for adults and teens who love food more than portion control.
- Two fits: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday cut, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter feel.
- Sizes XS–5XL, unisex fit.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black or Military Green.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.