Stretchy Pants Love Language Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 24 – Dec 1
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
After the second plate and a slice of pie, there is only one true love at the table: the elastic waistband. This funny Thanksgiving T-shirt shows a plump, blissful turkey in stretchy sweatpants hugging its own waistband, little hearts floating up, a pair of tight jeans tossed aside and an empty pie plate at its feet, drawn in a hand-drawn vintage cartoon style in rust, mustard, brown and cream.
Print reads, line by line: “Stretchy pants are / my love language”
Women buy this turkey tee for themselves to wear to family Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving and the long nap afterward. It also makes a fun hostess gift for the sister or best friend who always plans the feast and dresses for comfort.
- Choose the Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an everyday soft cotton feel or the Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a lighter, smoother retail fit.
- Unisex sizes XS–5XL with a relaxed, true-to-size cut.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Black, Military Green or Cardinal.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Black, Military Green, Cardinal, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.