Here For Gravy Not Drama Funny Thanksgiving Shirt Walrus Family Dinner Tee
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
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Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every Thanksgiving table has the argument nobody wanted, and one relative who simply reaches for the gravy boat. This funny Thanksgiving shirt is for him. In a hand-drawn ink and watercolor style, a calm walrus grandpa in a cardigan slowly pours gravy over his mashed potatoes, eyes peacefully closed, while a flock of squabbling geese flap and argue at the table behind him.
Print reads, line by line: “Here For Gravy, / Not Drama”
Dads, grandpas and anyone who would rather eat than debate wear it to the family Thanksgiving dinner to make their position clear before the first plate. It is one of those funny shirts for men that gets a laugh from the whole table, and a good pick for Friendsgiving too.
- Choose the Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an everyday soft cotton feel or the Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a lighter, smoother retail fit.
- Unisex sizes XS–5XL with a relaxed, true-to-size cut.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black or Military Green.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.