Retired Lunch Is My Only Meeting Funny Retirement Shirt
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Retired Lunch Is My Only Meeting Funny Retirement Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
After decades of calendar invites, the schedule is finally simple. This tee shows a hand-drawn ink and watercolor old beaver in a bucket hat, reclining on a lawn chair by a calm lake and sipping lemonade, while office papers and a ringing desk phone tumble away in the wind behind him.
Print reads, line by line: “Retired. / Lunch Is My / Only Meeting.”
Coworkers pick it for a retirement party or farewell lunch, and grown kids buy it for a newly retired dad, mom or grandparent at Christmas or on their last day at work. It suits lake weekends, fishing trips, golf mornings and long lunches with no agenda.
- Choose Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C), sizes XS–5XL.
- Colors: Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green or Cardinal.
- Front design printed with crisp, lasting color.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorSport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.