Mom Said Be Nice So I'm Quiet Funny Christmas Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Mom always said if you cannot say anything nice, do not say anything at all, and this year you are following that rule very loudly. This funny Christmas shirt shows a fluffy white cat in a Santa hat with a tiny zipper closing its mouth, one eyebrow raised as it side-eyes three chattering birds in holiday scarves sitting on a pine branch. Pastel blue and peach keep it cute while the look on that cat says everything.
It is for the introvert, the honest one, the sibling who bites their tongue through the whole holiday dinner, and anyone who knows exactly which relative inspired it. Wear it to the family Christmas party, the office holiday party, a cookie exchange or Christmas Eve at the in-laws. It also works as a cheeky Secret Santa or stocking pick for the friend who always has an opinion.
Print reads, line by line: “Mom Said Be Nice. / So I'm Quiet.”
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday classic-fit tee that holds the print well.
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a slimmer retail fit.
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex fit.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Black or Navy.
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low and do not iron over the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.