Mom Only Knows About Half Of It Funny Mom Shirt
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Mom Only Knows About Half Of It Funny Mom Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every grown-up kid has a list of things mom never found out about. The broken vase, the scratched car, the night you were definitely at a friend's house. This shirt is a cheerful confession that keeps the best secrets safe.
Print reads, line by line: “Mom Only Knows / About Half Of It”
The art is a hand-drawn raccoon kid with a crooked halo smiling sweetly, both paws behind its back hiding a cracked vase, a dented toy car and a muddy sneaker that only the viewer can see. Loose ink lines with soft blue and coral accents keep it warm, not mean.
Grown children love giving it to mom for Christmas, her birthday or Mother's Day, and plenty of moms buy it for themselves to wear at the family reunion and get the whole table laughing.
- Two shirt options: Classic Tee (Gildan G500), a sturdy everyday cotton tee, and Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C), softer and lighter with a modern retail fit.
- Sizes XS–5XL in a relaxed unisex cut; check the size chart for chest and length measurements.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low so the print stays bright wash after wash.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.