Husband Up For Adoption He Snores Raccoon Funny Wife Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
She loves him. She really does. But the snoring has to go, and so does he. This funny wife shirt shows a cheerful raccoon wife tying a giant ribbon bow on her husband, who is sprawled on the recliner snoring away with little snore puffs drifting up. Drawn in an embroidery-look print with soft thread lines.
Print reads, line by line: “Husband Up For / Adoption. He Snores.”
Made for wives who love their husbands and are also very tired of the noise. Wear it at home over the holidays, at a family dinner or a girls' night, or pass one to a friend who has been sleeping with earplugs for years. Easy pick for Christmas, birthdays and anniversaries.
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a soft everyday cotton tee with a relaxed classic fit.
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, a lighter, smoother retail-fit tee for a softer feel.
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex fit for men and women.
- Colors: White, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue or Black.
- Printed with a durable direct-to-garment print that stays bright and flexible.
Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low (or hang dry) to keep the print crisp wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Soft Pink
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.