Dad's Temper Mom's Mouth Good Luck Funny Kids Shirt Porcupine Family Tee
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Fair warning for everyone at the dinner table. This funny kids shirt shows a tiny porcupine kid with every quill bristling and mouth wide open mid-rant, while a grumpy bear dad and a chatty parrot mom stand behind, nodding proudly. Scribbled steam puffs complete the hand-drawn doodle in red, yellow and black.
Parents pick it up for a teen with plenty of attitude, and grown kids wear it home for Thanksgiving, Christmas and every family reunion where the debate gets loud. It also makes a fun birthday tee for the son or daughter who inherited the best of both.
Print reads, line by line: “Dad's Temper. / Mom's Mouth. / Good Luck.”
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a soft everyday crew neck with a relaxed, roomy fit.
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, lighter and smoother with a modern retail fit.
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex sizing for men and women.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black.
- Front chest print, sized to read clearly from across the room.
Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low so the print stays crisp wash after wash.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.