Old Enough to Know Better Too Tired to Care Funny Birthday Shirt
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Free US shipping on orders $70+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Wisdom arrived right on schedule. The energy to use it did not. This shirt says it so you can save your breath.
Made for milestone birthdays, from 40 to 80, and for the parent or grandparent who has earned the right to skip the drama. Also a solid everyday weekend tee.
- Print reads, line by line: “OLD ENOUGH / TO KNOW BETTER / TOO TIRED / TO CARE”
- Styles: Premium Tee or Classic Tee (Gildan G500), unisex relaxed fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal or Royal
- Sizes: XS to 5XL. Check the size chart in the photos before you order
- Design printed on the front
- Printed to order, one shirt at a time
Wear it to the barbecue, the family dinner or the grocery store. People will read it, and most of them will laugh. Pick a color, pick a size and let the shirt do the talking.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StylePremium Tee, Classic Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal, Royal
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order. Most US orders arrive within 10–15 days of purchase. Standard shipping is $8, free on orders $70+. Express is $15. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.