Raised on Dirt Roads and No Wi-Fi Funny Shirt, Country Gift for Dad
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- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
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Dirt roads, scraped knees and zero bars of signal. Somehow everyone survived. This shirt is a proud report from that childhood.
For the dad, grandpa or country kid at heart who still tells the back-in-my-day stories. A good Father's Day, birthday or family reunion pick.
- Print reads, line by line: “RAISED ON / DIRT ROADS / SCRAPED KNEES / & NO WI-FI / AND WE TURNED OUT FINE”
- Styles: Premium Tee or Classic Tee (Gildan G500), unisex relaxed fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal or Royal
- Sizes: XS to 5XL. Check the size chart in the photos before you order
- Design printed on the front
- Printed to order, one shirt at a time
Wear it to the barbecue, the family dinner or the grocery store. People will read it, and most of them will laugh. Pick a color, pick a size and let the shirt do the talking.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StylePremium Tee, Classic Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal, Royal
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order. Most US orders arrive within 10–15 days of purchase. Standard shipping is $8, free on orders $70+. Express is $15. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.