Lights All Of Them Heat 64 Christmas Lights Thermostat Funny Dad Shirt

He will spend three weekends putting up every string of lights on the block, then lock the thermostat at 64 like it is a bank vault. This tee says it with two hand-drawn line icons: a small house blazing with way too many Christmas lights beside a round wall thermostat locked with a tiny padlock, in loose marker strokes.

Print reads, line by line: “LIGHTS: ALL OF THEM / HEAT: 64”

Grown kids spot their own father in it instantly. Give it to the dad who checks the electric bill, guards the thermostat and still wins the lights contest on the street. It is an easy laugh at Christmas morning and a shirt he will wear all winter.

Pick your tee:

• Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday tee with a roomy classic fit that keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, a softer, lighter knit with a modern retail fit.
• Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex sizing.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black

Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the iron on the print.

Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.