Scenic Route Only Tortoise Biker Retro Motorcycle Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 16 – Nov 20
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some riders chase speed. Others chase the view. This retro tee shows a grizzled old tortoise in a leather vest and goggles cruising a chopper down a desert highway at sunset, while a smug snail overtakes him in the next lane, finished in faded screen-print colors, cracked ink and bold sunset stripes.
Print reads, line by line: “SCENIC ROUTE / ONLY”
Perfect for the laid-back biker who rides for the miles, the coffee stops and the long way home. Wives, kids and riding buddies pick it as a birthday, Father's Day or Christmas present, and it is a fun shirt for rallies, bike nights and weekend rides.
Pick your tee:
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday tee with a roomy classic fit that keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, a softer, lighter knit with a modern retail fit.
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex sizing.
- Colors: Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green or Cardinal
Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the iron on the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorSport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal
- SizeS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, XS
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.