Third Plate No Regrets Pelican Buffet Captain Funny Cruise Shirt
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Third Plate No Regrets Pelican Buffet Captain Funny Cruise Shirt
Black Friday sale
25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every cruise group has a Buffet Captain, and this is the official uniform. Part of a matching set of funny cruise shirts, this design puts a round pelican in sunglasses and a captain hat inside a retro life-ring badge, carrying a plate piled impossibly high with shrimp and cake, with ocean waves and a cruise ship behind.
Trip organizers order a stack for the whole family or friend group, letting each person pick a role from the same badge set (pair it with the octopus Drink Package design). Great for embarkation day photos, sail-away parties and group dinners on board.
- Print reads, line by line: “THIRD PLATE. / NO REGRETS.”
- Two tee styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday fit, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter feel
- Sizes XS–5XL, unisex fit
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Black, Navy or Royal
- Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low to keep the print looking fresh
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Light Blue, Black, Navy, Royal, Heather Grey, Heather Royal
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.