Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Funny Boyfriend Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
A big grizzly bear in a tank top gently cradles a glowing red heart in his paws as if it were a baby bird, while a snapped bed leg and a few scattered pillows sit behind him. All muscle on the outside, all heart where it counts. Loose hand-drawn ink in red and black with a classic flash tattoo feel.
A playful pick from a girlfriend to the boyfriend who is strong, clumsy with furniture and completely loyal. Wear it on date night, a weekend trip or an anniversary dinner. It also suits guys who like their humor cheeky but sweet.
Print reads, line by line: “Break Her Bed, / Not Her Heart”
- Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy midweight everyday tee
- Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a modern retail fit
- Unisex sizes XS to 5XL, so check the size chart for a relaxed or fitted look
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink or Black
- Front print sized and centered for the chest
Care: turn it inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low so the print stays bright wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Black, Heather Grey, Soft Pink
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.