Checked The Puddle Still Gorgeous Funny Rooster Shirt for Men

Every morning he does the same quick inspection, and every morning the results are the same. A vain rooster leans over a puddle to admire his reflection, chest puffed, one wing smoothing his comb, eyes half-lidded and bored because, honestly, he already knew. A few tiny sparkles hang around his tail feathers. It is drawn in one soft ink color with a washed, lived-in feel.

Print reads, line by line: “Checked The Puddle. / Still Gorgeous.”

A playful pick from a wife or girlfriend for the man who takes a little too long in the mirror, and a self-treat for guys who know they look good and say so. Wear it to the farmers market, a backyard barbecue or a weekend coffee run.

• Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy midweight everyday tee
• Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a modern retail fit
• Unisex sizes XS to 5XL, so check the size chart for a relaxed or fitted look
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green
• Front print sized and centered for the chest

Care: turn it inside out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low so the print stays bright wash after wash. Do not iron directly on the print.