Mom Wins Every Argument Even Asleep Funny Mom Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Every grown child knows there is no winning against mom, even when she is fast asleep. In embroidery-look thread art, a mother penguin snores in an armchair under a quilt while her grown chick stands mid-argument waving a tiny white surrender flag, a cozy lamp and teacup beside them. The soft stitched look keeps it warm and loving, printed rather than embroidered.
Adult kids pick it for their stubborn mom for Christmas, her birthday or Mother's Day, and moms wear it proudly to family dinners and holiday gatherings. It is a cozy everyday tee with a joke the whole family will recognize.
Shopping for more laughs for her? Browse our funny gifts for mom, with tired mom shirts, coffee mugs and cozy Christmas sweatshirts.
Print reads, line by line: “Mom Wins Every Argument. / Even Asleep.”
- Style: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C)
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue or Black
- Sizes: XS–5XL
- Print: embroidery-look print on the chest (printed, not stitched)
- Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low
Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey, Soft Pink
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.