Not Dead Just Resting My Eyes Opossum Shirt Funny Retro Recliner Nap Tee
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Not Dead Just Resting My Eyes Opossum Shirt Funny Retro Recliner Nap Tee
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 23 – Nov 30
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- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
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Playing dead is what opossums do best, and it is also what dad does ten minutes into every holiday movie. This opossum shirt shows a belly-up possum sprawled on a worn plaid recliner, tongue out, TV remote resting on its tummy, while a puzzled little raccoon lays a few daisies on its chest. The faded retro screen-print look in mustard, brown and teal feels like a thrift-store favorite.
Print reads, line by line: “Not Dead. / Just Resting My Eyes.”
Families buy it for the dad or grandpa who rests his eyes through every movie and swears he was listening. It makes a Christmas gag gift, a Father's Day laugh, or a retirement present for the champion napper of the house.
- Styles: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday fit, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter feel
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue or Black
- Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex fit
- Print: full-color front chest print
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright
Gift box, tissue paper and wrapping shown in some photos are for styling only and are not included.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Blue, Black, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.