Holding It Together Barely Funny Cracked Bauble Ornament
Holding It Together Barely Funny Cracked Bauble Ornament
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 24 – Dec 1
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
Some Decembers you are not thriving, you are just holding it together. This funny Christmas ornament says it gently: a little gold line-art snowman hugs himself tightly with his twig arms, gold mended crack lines zigzagging across his round belly like kintsugi repair, a sheepish smile on his face, with a few red berries and gold snowflake dots around him. Most of the glass is left clear, so when the tree lights shine through, the gold cracks glow.
Print reads, line by line: “Holding it together, / barely”
Friends buy this sarcastic ornament for the exhausted host, the burned-out coworker or the parent surviving holiday stress by a thread. It is a laugh of solidarity that still looks elegant on the tree and fits a Secret Santa or office exchange.
- Round beveled glass ornament, 3.07 in / 7.8 cm, printed on one side.
- The unprinted area stays crystal clear, so the tree lights shine straight through the glass.
- Comes with a red ribbon ready to hang.
- Care: wipe gently with a soft dry cloth.
Product details
- ProductGlass Ornament
- Size3.07 in (7.8 cm)
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.