Walked 5 Miles That's My Dog's Name Funny Dog Shirt Lazy Basset Hound Tee

Did you walk 5 miles today? Technically, yes, because 5 Miles is the dog. This funny dog shirt is for every owner whose idea of a long walk is the trip from the couch to the treat jar. The cartoon shows a sleepy basset hound sprawled on a couch next to his lazy sloth owner, who is holding a slack leash, both snoozing, with a tiny finish-line ribbon draped over the dog.

Print reads, line by line: “Walked 5 Miles. / That's My Dog's Name.”

Dog lovers buy it for themselves for weekend errands and the dog park, and wives or kids pick it as a Christmas or birthday present for the dog-obsessed dad who skips the gym. It is an easy laugh for anyone who has ever bragged about their step count.

• Choose the Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an everyday soft cotton feel or the Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a lighter, smoother retail fit.
• Unisex sizes XS–5XL with a relaxed, true-to-size cut.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Light Blue or Black.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright.