I'm Not Dinner I'm A Guest Funny Turkey Thanksgiving Shirt
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I'm Not Dinner I'm A Guest Funny Turkey Thanksgiving Shirt
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25% off everything
Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
The turkey has RSVP'd, and he would like to be seated with the guests. This funny Thanksgiving shirt shows a retro cartoon turkey in a bow tie, napkin tucked in, sitting politely at the family dinner table, nervously smiling as he passes the mashed potatoes and quietly slides the carving knife out of reach.
Print reads, line by line: “I'm Not Dinner. / I'm A Guest.”
Made for the Thanksgiving dinner table, Friendsgiving, the family football game and the group photo. Dads and kids love wearing it as a matching joke, and it is the shirt that gets the whole table laughing before the first plate is served. The warm retro palette sits nicely with fall outfits.
- Two fits: Classic Tee (Gildan G500), a sturdy everyday cotton-feel tee, and Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C), a softer, lighter retail fit.
- Sizes XS–5XL, unisex cut.
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Black or Military Green.
- Care: turn the shirt inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorWhite, Sport Grey, Ash, Black, Military Green, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.