Common Sense Called Nobody Answered Funny Sarcastic Shirt

Some days it feels like you are the only one who picked up the phone. This sarcastic shirt puts that feeling into one picture: a wise crow in round spectacles perched on a fence post, one wing pressed to its forehead, watching a line of sheep walk one by one into the very same mud puddle. A faded retro print with warm sunset stripes behind gives it a classic vintage look.

Made for the coworker who reads the instructions, the friend who always has a plan B, the parent who has repeated it three times already, and anyone with a dry sense of humor. It is an easy pick for birthdays, office white elephant swaps or just because. Wear it to work casual Fridays, errands, road trips and family gatherings where at least one person needs to see it.

Print reads, line by line: “Common Sense Called. / Nobody Answered.”

• Classic Tee: Gildan G500, a sturdy everyday classic-fit tee that holds the print well.
• Premium Tee: Bella+Canvas 3001C, softer and lighter with a slimmer retail fit.
• Sizes: XS–5XL, unisex fit.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Black, Navy or Military Green.
• Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low and do not iron over the print.