Santa's Busiest Season Not Mine Funny Reindeer Christmas Sweatshirt

While Santa runs the busiest week of the year, someone has clearly decided to sit this one out. This Christmas sweatshirt shows a vintage varsity-style chubby reindeer in a plaid scarf, curled up and snoring on a heap of wrapped presents, its tiny Santa hat slipping over one eye. Small stars and holly sprigs float around it in pink, red and cream, with a preppy collegiate feel that looks right with jeans and loafers.

It is for anyone whose holiday plan is a blanket, a movie and zero obligations: the homebody, the introvert, the friend who skips the mall on purpose. Wear it on lazy Sunday mornings, to cookie baking, on holiday travel days and through every cozy night from Thanksgiving to New Year. It makes a sweet Secret Santa or stocking pick for the sister or best friend who naps through every party.

Print reads, line by line: “Santa's Busiest Season. / Not Mine.”

• Sweatshirt: crewneck fleece sweatshirt with a soft brushed inside, ribbed cuffs and hem.
• Print: centered on the chest.
• Sizes: S–5XL, unisex fit.
• Colors: White, Sport Grey, Ash, Light Pink, Black or Navy.
• Care: turn inside out, machine wash cold, tumble dry low and do not iron over the print.