Doctor Said Cut Back I Cut Limes Funny Bear Beer Drinking Shirt
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Any design, any order size. Ends Dec 1, 11:59pm ET.
Order today, get it by Nov 25 – Dec 2
Order by Dec 12 for Christmas delivery
Free US shipping on orders $75+
- Misprint or damage? Free replacement, no return needed.
- Printed just for you when you order. Secure checkout.
The doctor said cut back. He did. Just not the way the doctor meant. This funny drinking shirt shows a chubby bear in a flannel shirt at the kitchen counter, proudly slicing a whole pile of limes with a tiny knife while a giant frosty beer mug waits beside him and the stethoscope lies tossed aside. Retro faded ink in amber and lime green gives it a worn-in, vintage bar look.
Print reads, line by line: “Doctor Said Cut Back. / I Cut Limes.”
Made for the beer lover who follows doctor's orders in his own creative way. Wives, buddies and drinking crews pick it for Christmas, birthdays, Father's Day and year-end parties; plenty of guys buy it to laugh at themselves at the next cookout or holiday party.
- Two fits: Classic Tee (Gildan G500) for an easy everyday cut, or Premium Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001C) for a softer, lighter, more fitted feel.
- Sizes XS–5XL, unisex fit for men and women.
- Colors: Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green or Cardinal.
- Care: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print bright.
Product details
- ProductT-Shirt
- StyleClassic Tee, Premium Tee
- ColorSport Grey, Black, Navy, Military Green, Cardinal, Heather Grey
- SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- MadePrinted to order, just for you
- Size guideView size chart
Shipping & delivery
Every item is printed to order, which takes 5–7 business days. Standard shipping then takes 3–5 business days (8–12 business days in total). Standard shipping: T-shirts $6.99 + $2 each additional · hoodies & sweatshirts $7.99 + $3 · mugs $6.99 + $3 · ornaments $5.99 + $2 · canvas $7.99–$14.99 by size. Free on orders $75+ (canvas excluded). Express ships in 1–2 business days after printing (6–9 business days in total) for $9 more than standard. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns & replacements
Damaged, defective or printed wrong? Email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund. No need to send it back.
Since everything is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please check the size chart before ordering.
Care
Shirts: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print. Mugs: hand wash recommended to keep the print bright. Canvas: dust with a dry cloth, keep out of direct sun.